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Weddings & Engagements


One of my favourite things about this camera is that I can rest it on my ol’ belly. The ol’ bell & howell. The “overhang” some say. Anyways how is everyone? I’m wrapping up a wedding I’m deathly excited about. I have a wedding this weekend I’m murderously excited about. I made a salad for dinner but I made too much dressing and the salad was kinda wet but still good. Is it olive oil or balsamic that’s bitter? I need to use less of whichever one is the bitter one. I’ll talk to you guys later lolz.
Otis thinks farts are poo’s so whenever anyone farts he says “you poo’d! Proud of you!”. It’s the best.
When I was a teenager I used to film myself getting perfect scores on guitar hero. I then put them on YouTube. Anyways, just wanted to let you know how authentically rad I am.
“And so I raise my glass to symmetry To the second hand and it's accuracy To the actual size of everything The desert is the sand”. I think this is the first time I’ve posted lyrics as a caption...Is this what it’s come to? Is this what I am? Who am I talking to? Anyways this is from a Bright Eyes song I love. Also, I just got Spotify for the first time and the first playlist recommended to me was “emo forever”. It’s the best. Guys I’m rambling here, I just love this photo a lot so here it is.
I do not like crunchy lettuce. I do like golden hour and dope couples. These two things are not related.
I pretty much only watch 1, maybe 2 seasons of every show and then retire it for no reason. It makes @_hellostella_ go moderately insane I think. Maybe that’s why I do it? Probably not but also maybe. Anyways, game of thrones returns this eve and it’ll be one of the very few shows that I ever finish, unless I die or forget to pay the cable bill or something. Who’s stoked?
I can’t fully remember what’s happening here but I’m pretty sure they are casting spells on each other. Or maybe they are joining forces to cast one super spell together. Hope everyone’s having a lovey day!
I took the boys out for donuts the other day and everything was going amazingly well. Both kids were happy, people looked at me and whispered to themselves “wow, is that the greatest dad I’ve ever seen?”, it was incredible. Then in a split second, Otis slipped and fell. The thud was pretty loud and the whole place went quiet. I stood up, threw van at a nice stranger, and attempted to console Otis by patting his head and saying “haha it’s okay - right?”. As I left people whispered to themselves “wow, I take back what I said earlier”.
Today I ended an email saying “thanks smooch!” Instead of “thanks so much”. I’m still debating on wether to email them again and correct my grammar or pretend it didn’t happen. Maybe they’ll just see this post?
I love smirks. Smirking is cute and the best. I also love them because I can tell if Oats actually has to poop or if he’s joking. If he says “I have to poop” with a smirk, I know he’s just trying to get me to stand up for no reason. If he says “I have to poop” with a serious panic on his face, I know it’s time to run.
It makes me very full of stoke that Oats has someone like Lindsay to follow. She’s neat.
1000 posts! Who cares! Obviously you care enough to post about it, Nick. True but I’m trying to maintain a rad image here so honestly who cares, right??? Anyways I touch my hair a lot when I’m talking because I get nervous when I’m talking cause I’m pretty shitty at it. Here’s a pic of me doing that, thanks @dorothymay_ ! Thanks for looking at my pics. Love you. Bye bye.
Peeling potatoes is a very peaceful activity for me. Just me and the potato. I’m not going to do anything until these potatoes are peeled. I know exactly what my life will be from potato one to potato five. Thank you, potatoes.
This babies name is Hank and Hank is smiling and Hank is a killer name. I love old short names. Let’s bring back Keith’s and Carl’s too, right? Especially Carl.
It’s been about 6 months since I’ve watched titanic and I feel lost and confused. Anyways, here’s an in home first look!
The two unreal and dope humans who own @leawoodco (the most noticeable shop on James North) got married and it was sickkkkk. They made pancakes in the morning, helped each other get ready, and then like, got married. It was insane! They are stellar, wood is stellar, marriage is stellar. Also they had burgers on the menu and I cried.
Every single time I cut a slice of cake for someone, no matter how big or small the slice is, the response I get is “oh that’s way too much!”
My dawg is three! 😭😭😍😍😭☺️
Today I overheard someone say “every time I have an opportunity to eat a hot dog, I take that opportunity”. I immediately connected with that person.
Why do I have a mirror covering half of my face? Why am I making that face? These are fantastic questions. 📷: @dorothymay_