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Today Otis said to me “daddy, you aren’t my best friend” and then when I made a sad face he came over, patted me on the back, and said “you’ll be okay”
What’s up everyone holy smokes!! We are heading to the beach for a the week and my goal is to not wear a belt. To help achieve this, I did not pack a belt. You guys like belts? Belts are fine I just hate them. Anyways, stoked to share a few photos from yesterday’s day of marriage!
I post a lot of these but I like them so much still and we’re all gonna die anyways so who cares. Also, you know what’s so tough? Trying to get your wallet out of your butt pocket while you’re in the drivers seat. It does help me avoid drive thru food a lot because I can’t be bothered though...maybe butt pockets are inadvertently keeping me somewhat healthy? Bye.
I’d like to thank the inventor of the soft serve chocolate and vanilla swirl for saving me hours in tough decision making. Thank you.
Today I got way too excited about telling @_hellostella_ who the host of Love Island is this season.
These rad people are scientists! During their ceremony, instead of lighting a candle or pouring sand, they made a chemical reaction - it was dope. Also fun fact: the bride makes the drug that helped save Van when he was born! Also fun fact: cows don’t have upper front teeth!
The other night Lindsay came home from sip and stitch and was swearing like a psychopath. When she realized she said “sorry, I had watermelon”. Does watermelon throw anyone else’s inner balance off?
This photo was an accident and is probably one of my favourites ever. I hit the trigger button on a -30 second shutter speed by mistake and so I was just waiting for it to finish. Bride happened to be standing there not moving too much while a firework went off. Neat.
We saw elephants, lions, and giraffes at the zoo but Otis was most excited about seeing a donkey. He asked where Shrek was afterwards. He’s neat.
After a few moments of silence yesterday Lindsay said “seagulls live really interesting lives when you think about it”
Van is one year old and we are losing our souls about it! We took Otis for a donut when he turned one and so we did the same for Vanny Boy. He couldn’t quite figure out what to do with it until he watched his brother start demolishing his. Van, you’re the absolute best and I love ya to death!
This bride was all “let’s walk in the lake” and I was all “flick yeah, let’s walk in the lake forever”. It was chilly, but rad chilly. This reminds me of a story about chili actually. For the first few years of Lindsay and my relationship I had convinced her that I made a DEECE homemade chili when in fact, it was frozen denningers chili. Still, good chili. Also, not a great story.
2 dope weddings and vans birthday party this weekend it’s going to be the sickest!! I can’t stop singing songs from a goofy movie! I trimmed my beard! Goodbye!
The allergy test was weird and itchy. Turns out I’m murderously allergic to dust mites and moderately allergic to cats and ragweed. Pretty underwhelming but at least I’m not allergic to Boursin which means tonight I’m celebrating by editing weddings and eating the bourz until I reach maximum capacity.
I’m going for an allergy test this afternoon. Hoping it’s tomatoes and/or crunchy lettuce. I’ll keep you posted as I know you are dying to know the outcome of this.
I kinda gave up on the bird facts because I realized I don’t really find birds that interesting. Im sure they are fine existences and have their merits but yeah, gonna stick to titanic facts next time. Anyways, I’m a huge fan of these dorks and the unreal faces they made all day! They did their entrance to the theme song from “the office” which is all you need to know about their level of radness.
The eastern bluebird is New York’s state bird but it’s very uncommon that you’ll see one flying around Central Park (or all of NYC, for that matter). Should New York City have it’s own bird of honour? Honestly if I were a pigeon I’d be pretty upset that I wasn’t an honorary bird of the city.
Pigeons are super smart! They can recognize themselves in the mirror, they recognize the alphabet, and they can differentiate between photographs and the people in those photographs. So basically a pigeon would look at this photo and be like “Oh hey Emma and Jonathan, are you about to be set on fire?”
This family is a cool family and I like them a lot and they have a dog named frank (not pictured) and he’s the best! On to today’s bird fact. Almost all hummingbirds weigh less than nickel, some even weigh as little as a penny. I, on the other hand, weigh about 9 gold bars (yes I looked it up).
Today @_hellostella_ said “what is this rain? The droplets are so weird looking. Strange rain eh?”. She’s neat. Anyways did you know that African Gray Parrots are the most talkative bird in the world? They can say up to 1000 words and will talk your ear off. We all have an African Gray Parrot in our lives, don’t we? Ugh.